NINJA FIGHT

GOOMBA MAN

GHASTLY GOOMBA CITY

Once upon a time, there was Goomba City. I'd say that there were about five thousand of them around one country. People would never go there, not even Bowser because it stunk so badly they didn't even have any bathtubs. The Goombas were so lonely, they didn't know what to do. They got an idea.
"Let's play Playstation 2."
"Oh yeah, we have to buy a Playstation 2."
"But there is no such thing as a Playstation 2!"
"Enough with the Playstation 2, twits!! You're so foolish, you should be ashamed of your fine little selves!"
"You don't even remember which one's your wife, because all the Goombas are all the same ones."
"I should be foolish."
"You're even more foolish than the average Goomba, and you speak Italian like Mario, and you say 'Blah blah blah blah blah', 'Mama mia'."
"I'm afraid I do."
"And you don't have any money to buy a toilet, so you just go in the bush."
And then, someone came to Goomba City. His name was Loco.
"Who are you, idjit?"
"I'm a little boy," said Loco.
"You don't look like one."
"Well, I am a little boy."
"Shut up, idjit!"
"This place stinks," said Loco.
"Oops," said one of the Goombas. "I haven't bought a toilet yet."
"You should've bought one," pointed out Loco.
"With what?!" asked the Goomba.
"Money," said Loco matter-of-factly.
"What money?" asked the Goomba.
"THAT money!" said Loco.
"Where is the money?" asked the Goomba.
"You pogo stick, it's right there, you're sitting on it!" said Loco.
"You're right, something does feel a little hard under my butt. Oh, what's this?" asked the Goomba, feeling under his butt.
"It's a dime!" yelled Loco.
"What's a dime?" asked the Goomba.
"It's a round circle dime that's silver!" exclaimed Loco.
"How much does it cost?" asked the Goomba.
"Ten cents," said Loco.
"Is that a lot of money?" asked the Goomba
"Not really," said Loco.
"Ten dollars is a lot of money, but is ten cents a lot of money?" asked the Goomba.
"No."

SUPER MARIO STRIKES BACK

Once upon a time, there was Mario. Mario had to save Princess Toadstool from Bowser's castle. It was hard because there were Koopa Troopas, Ghastly Goombas, and pink porcupines. And Mario had to beat Bowser up eight times in eight castles. The last castle was hard because Bowser was throwing hammers at Mario. Bowser was happy that he was throwing hammers at Mario!
Then, Luigi came along. "Hi, Mario, what are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"You have to be doing something," said Luigi.
"I'm just doin' my own thing."
"Are you looking for the Princess?"
"Maybe."
Luigi yelled, "Just tell me what you're doing!!!!!"
Mario said, "Could ya just be quiet?!"
"Fine."
Bowser said, "Grrrrrrrrrrr!"
Mario said, "Mama Mia!"
Luigi said, "Aye, Carumba!"
Bowser was really mad because Mario was beating him up so many times that he was exhausted of trying to avoid him.
"Bowser might be coming around the corner at any minute," Mario said.
"I don't know about that," said Luigi.
"Oh, I do. Don't worry, Luigi."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," said Bowser.
"See, I told ya, there he is," said Mario.
"Oh, you told me all right."
Then, Toad came running. "Aaaaaah, Bowser's coming to attack me, help me, help me!"
"With what?" said Mario.
"A blanket!" said Toad.
"That ain't gonna do anything," said Mario.
"Let's try it anyways," said Toad.
"Okay," said Mario.
"I found you!" said Bowser.
"Maybe you were right, Mario. You da man!" said Toad.
"I'm ALWAYS the man," said Mario.
Then, a Koopa Troopa and a Ghastly Goomba came to visit the crew.
"I'll kick your butt if you don't listen to me!" said Mario.
"Okay," said the Koopa Troopa.
The Ghastly Goomba said, "I'll kick your butt if you kick his butt! It'll hurt like heck!"

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELECTRIC CITY

Electric City

Once upon a time, Electric City had so much power that electrical currents were so powerful that it powered up five-hundred-million-two-thousand houses, and someone ground-pounded a red thing on the floor that it turned the electricity on.

There were wires, cars, and cannons.

Electric City: a city of gleaming technology and wonder in the air.

by: Matthew and Jeff

STOLEN MONEY!!!

Once upon a time, someone stole money from the bank. The bank people were very mad, and they tried different ways to get the money back. They tried jumping off the bank roof and a trampoline and a cannon and throwing rocks at the helicopter and yelling "You stole our money!" But it didn't work out so well.
Meanwhile, they got an idea. They decided to throw bombs at the helicopter, but a robot came to say "Money!" And another guy came and yelled "Money money money!!!"
Afterward, a rocket ship came and tried to get the money back but he crashed into a brick wall and blew up and about five million people in the rocket ship were dead, which was very sad and someone said on the news: "Run around in circles, a rocket ship has been destroyed so bye-bye to your familiies - waah waah wah!"
A car was going five million miles an hour and crashed into a person and into a tree. KERSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the guy in the helicopter said, "Aaaaaaah" because someone was throwing bullets.