Once upon a time, there was Mario. Mario had to save Princess Toadstool from Bowser's castle. It was hard because there were Koopa Troopas, Ghastly Goombas, and pink porcupines. And Mario had to beat Bowser up eight times in eight castles. The last castle was hard because Bowser was throwing hammers at Mario. Bowser was happy that he was throwing hammers at Mario!
Then, Luigi came along. "Hi, Mario, what are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"You have to be doing something," said Luigi.
"I'm just doin' my own thing."
"Are you looking for the Princess?"
"Maybe."
Luigi yelled, "Just tell me what you're doing!!!!!"
Mario said, "Could ya just be quiet?!"
"Fine."
Bowser said, "Grrrrrrrrrrr!"
Mario said, "Mama Mia!"
Luigi said, "Aye, Carumba!"
Bowser was really mad because Mario was beating him up so many times that he was exhausted of trying to avoid him.
"Bowser might be coming around the corner at any minute," Mario said.
"I don't know about that," said Luigi.
"Oh, I do. Don't worry, Luigi."
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," said Bowser.
"See, I told ya, there he is," said Mario.
"Oh, you told me all right."
Then, Toad came running. "Aaaaaah, Bowser's coming to attack me, help me, help me!"
"With what?" said Mario.
"A blanket!" said Toad.
"That ain't gonna do anything," said Mario.
"Let's try it anyways," said Toad.
"Okay," said Mario.
"I found you!" said Bowser.
"Maybe you were right, Mario. You da man!" said Toad.
"I'm ALWAYS the man," said Mario.
Then, a Koopa Troopa and a Ghastly Goomba came to visit the crew.
"I'll kick your butt if you don't listen to me!" said Mario.
"Okay," said the Koopa Troopa.
The Ghastly Goomba said, "I'll kick your butt if you kick his butt! It'll hurt like heck!"